My, this meatsuit is roomy.
to-hell-or-bust said: WHO DO YOU SHIP ME WITH?
I ship you with Misha Collins
I HAVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER

Lawn Boy (1)
I ran a lawn service after school and on weekends in a trendy neighborhood in the city. I charged more because I didn’t use any noisy and polluting gas powered equipment. I used a push lawnmower and a broom. Working out in the sun gave me a good body and I soon noticed that if I took off my shirt a lot of guys and some women gave me big tips. After I finished the yard of Isis, a real sexy looking woman, she asked me to join her on the patio for a lemonade. We talked and I told her about my 18th birthday party last week. She got real interested and told me she was a photographer and asked if I had ever been a model. I said no but it sounded like fun. She said she would take a few shots and if they were good would pay me the standard rate of $125 and hour. She arranged me in poses and liked me resting on my lawnmower. As she moved my arms she said a model lets the photographer arrange him in the shot. She took off my sandals so I was barefoot. As her hands touched me to arrange the pose my cock swelled into a bulge in my Levis. I flinched a bit when she unsnapped my Levis but did my best to stay motionless. She laughed when she saw didn’t have underwear on. She pulled out my cock and gently arranged it in various position taking several shots.
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She said the pictures were marketable and asked me to come with her into her basement studio. Once inside she removed my Levis and took a bunch of pictures. I liked the way she took charge of me. She said she needed some prop to show my strength but also vulnerability. She tried several items then settled on a hemp rope which she tied around my body taking a shot then adjusting the rope, a knot, or my pose a little. I was so excited about the $125 an hour and her hands moving sexually over my body that I didn’t realize that I was being tested for being her bondage slave.

THAT IS JARED PADALECKI’S BEAUTIFUL MUG ON THIS BULLSHIT.
For once I would love to turn the tables and break someone’s heart. I know that’s terrible, but it’d be nice to know I am the least bit desirable.
Anonymous asked: Hmm, I'll ask you a sex question. I like sending asks, don't judge. What do you find sexy in a guy/girl?
Honestly, I’m not picky. You could be fat, or black or hirsute or Amish or even Republican.
If I had to list my turn-ons…
- Green/blue eyes with dark hair
- Height (Forgive me I just like men who are of comparable height to myself D:)
- Nerdy guys. Thick glasses and suspenders…chuck taylors and Calvin Klein’s.
- Long, thin fingers
- Non-bony frames
- Cute tattoos
- Non-emo guys wearing eyeliner
- Able to move their eyebrows independently
Anonymous asked: Northeastern America. YOU ARE NEAR ME!
Correct! Gold star!

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